cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

(Source: corpish)

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms)